Tonight's dinner conversation between me and Melson:
Melson: Mama, what does a boy skeleton look like?
Me: I guess just like a girl skeleton, why?
Melson: NO! Where's the weiner bone?!
Me: There's not a weiner bone (giggle, giggle)
Melson: YES THERE IS!!! (feels for his 'weiner bone') Feel it Mommy, there's a BONE in there!
Me: Um, ...no.
Boys, sheesh! This fascination with his junk is never-ending! Why, oh why, did corndogs have to be on the menu for tonight?
