I asked Mel if I could have some of his Skittles (don't JUDGE! He was an angel in the grocery store, so...). Anyway, he immediately said "sure, you can have the red ones", to which I replied "Oh, you don't like the red ones?!" and he said "Yeah, I like 'em, but red's YOUR favorite color, Mommy!"
What a doll!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
What God Knows
Heard out of the mouth of F-bomb when things apparently started going her way (sans whining):
"Mommy, I thought God could only hear the WORDS in your head, not the PICTURES too!!!"
If so, then right now, I'm picturing a 3yo and 6yo who can relieve themselves without my assistance or the occurrence of a major catastrophy requiring the use of yellow "caution" tape and hazmat specialists to be called in. Seriously, how much toilet tissue does one tiny little hiny require?
"Mommy, I thought God could only hear the WORDS in your head, not the PICTURES too!!!"
If so, then right now, I'm picturing a 3yo and 6yo who can relieve themselves without my assistance or the occurrence of a major catastrophy requiring the use of yellow "caution" tape and hazmat specialists to be called in. Seriously, how much toilet tissue does one tiny little hiny require?
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